WARNING: Never pass out drunk at a Paris Hilton party … because her immature friends will dress you up in embarrassing clothes and then take photos of you.
The above pic was snapped at Paris’ 4th of July bash in Malibu … and as you can see, some poor schmuck obviously had a little too much to drink and fell asleep on a beach chair.
Thankfully, Paris and her friends let him snooze peacefully until he woke up. Just kidding, they dressed him up in a bikini top and gave him a purse and sunglasses. Then took photos.
As far as we know, no markers were involved … those are this guy’s actual tattoos … but still, HILARIOUS.